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Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by Big Simmo, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. Big Simmo

    Big Simmo I'm gonna party like it's.....

  2. Swamp

    Swamp FUCKING LET ME IIIIIINNNNNNNNN

    I'd give her a story to tell her mates.
  3. jacktheripperslayedwhores

    jacktheripperslayedwhores Two weeks, tops.

    WTF has Dermott done? It's Nixon thats being a mongrel not him. Dermie would have been smashing epic things his whole life, he wouldnt settle for that. So whats the problem? Fuck, I wish these newshounds would just fucking die, print media are such fucking scumbags.
  4. Soup Nazi

    Soup Nazi No Soup For You

    Fucking media slut journalists, no doubt sucked many of cocks just to write this piece of shit article to begin with.

    Go play the sexist card when you're not taking 3 dicks a day Suzanne.
  5. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    fuck that's funny.

    patto man needs to befriend ricky NOW
  6. Big Simmo

    Big Simmo I'm gonna party like it's.....

    ^ this ;)
  7. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    Tricky Ricky and Derm are brain dead sexists, who'd have thought.
  8. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    [​IMG]

    and yet he pulls chix like this
  9. dmc333

    dmc333 harry and kittens and love Umpire

    Any chick that would get pounded by a dude that looks like a 70 year old woman, ain't all there.
  10. dmc333

    dmc333 harry and kittens and love Umpire

    Fuck, I just noticed he's gotten rid of the trademark greasy, mullet curls. :(
  11. Harley

    Harley The light that casts no shadow

    imagine that was your daughter, you'd top yourself
  12. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    Respect for that (if nothing else). And Nixon has been teeing off on Twitter at this Carbone slut, calling her "Cardog"! :D Not laughing at the nickname, just at the intent, to rile a dirty femmo!
  13. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    Respect for that (if nothing else). And Nixon has been teeing off on Twitter at this Carbone slut, calling her "Cardog"!* :D Not laughing at the nickname, just at the intent, to rile a dirty femmo!

    *EDIT: Just read the article, it says that there! :bert:
  14. Charles Darwin

    Charles Darwin drugs are fun! Umpire

    redrum X 2
  15. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire




    Money and fame have always enticed the dumb cunts of the world. Would he be a chance, albeit she is more than likely a brain dead, fucked in the head attention seeking drama queen, if he pushed a mop?
  16. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    probably not jimmy.

    all we know is that he's pushing his cock.

    into her.

    and for that i mad
  17. Illinois Nazi

    Illinois Nazi Dirty Newbie

    Nice haiku.
  18. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    You did OK ;)
  19. Keith Myath

    Keith Myath Honor thy s00z Umpire

    Get in the Car Dog
  20. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire


    Yeah but I've got a big cock.
  21. Tex21

    Tex21 Change this bitch Umpire

    Probably just kill him. Be simpler.
  22. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    yeah but what would you do with daughter?
  23. jacktheripperslayedwhores

    jacktheripperslayedwhores Two weeks, tops.

    If she looked like that? Lock her in my rape dungeon. :bert:
  24. Mofra

    Mofra Hello Umpire

    Yup. Couldn't live with the fucking woman - you'd drown her after a week. Two weeks, tops.
  25. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    2 words........frit......zell
  26. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

  27. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire


    You'd need a lot of breadcrumbs.
  28. Professional

    Professional Diminutive Genitalia

    Pizza goes better with Coke

    [​IMG]
  29. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    Try hitting her?
  30. RustySpider

    RustySpider They call me Spadge

    if she was my daughter i'd pretend she wasnt
  31. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    takes away the fun doesnt it?
  32. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    Obviously hitting her isn’t working ?


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    I know you still have to talk to them, but christ, a man could put up with a fair bit of this bish !
  33. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    I cant believe they didn't last. They seemed a perfect match.
  34. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire

    I know. I cant figure out what could have possibly gone wrong with a 49 year old hasbeen and a girl half his age. Especially after what she said about the first time they met;


    That doesnt creepy or anything.

    and from the same article;




    Why is she laying on newspaper?
  35. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito End Apartheid

    She's obviously not house broken yet
  36. Norge

    Norge Hippies, kill them with fire. Umpire

    You go to all of that trouble proposing at a Maccas in Moe & this is what happens sheesh.
  37. JockStewart

    JockStewart DELETED @Users Request

    I remember when they hooked up there was some knunt on bigfooty claiming that he knew her and her family and from a young age she was nothing more than a princess in waiting and as she got older the only guys she would date would be guys with money.

    So she is nothing but a prostitute.

    But in this case he doesnt have any money nor class but he does have a healthy coke habit and lots of it. Ask Derm the coke fiend.

    Still shame this didn't last.
  38. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire


    Yeah, her dad seemed pretty happy with the prospect of having a son in law around the same age;

    Tegan Gould's dad reluctantly accepts her relationship with Ricky Nixon



    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/enterta...t-under-her-skin/story-e6frf96x-1226122405042
  39. JockStewart

    JockStewart DELETED @Users Request

    Looks like the herald sun paywall is gone..i havent used the hun since the paywall but i just had a snoop from that link and it seems all articles are back to full lenth.

    no surprises there as last week they revealed they lost a huge amount of traffic since the paywall and they were losing cash.
  40. JockStewart

    JockStewart DELETED @Users Request

    Actually its just the national breaking stories are not paywalled..everything else is.
  41. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire

    I think you're right though. Much more stuff was under the paywall until a couple of weeks ago. You'd get a google link and then a message inviting you to pay money to look at 2 year old articles when you clicked on it.
  42. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire


    :D :thumbsu:
  43. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire


    Arent you supposed to whack them with a rolled up newspaper? Or is that for something else. Or maybe I'm just doing it wrong.
  44. FarQue

    FarQue Bunga Bunga

    Have an uncle that went the same thing. Midlife crisis, divorce, then hooked up with quite a sexy bish mid 30's.

    Took 6 months to chew through about 60 grand in pokies, alcohol, holidays and whatever else they were doing. Then when the money dried up she started taking the piss and fucking other blokes. Uncle lost it and started doing all sorts of bizarre shit like calling dad at midnight to complain about his love life, and harassing waitresses at wedding receptions.

    Uncle beat her up and actually put a knife to her throat in a jealous rage. Cops came locked him up. Dad tried to bail him out. His son called up and said 'leave him in there it's the only thing that will save him'

    Spent about 3 months in remand down at whatever they call that prison in Derrimut. Not a single lesson was learned while he was incarcerated. Acts like spending time inside now makes him a tough cunt, and we must all bow. 60 yo man acting like a teenager. Hope I don't turn out like that
  45. JockStewart

    JockStewart DELETED @Users Request

    Difference here is that Nixon had no cash when he hooked up with gold digger, lied endlessly about having wads of cash and then was found out to be broke.

    So bish made a runner..and nixon followed with a knife.
  46. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire



    Spending time inside usually just makes you a fuckwit not a tough cunt.
  47. FarQue

    FarQue Bunga Bunga

    Pretty sure you have to be a fuckwit to start with. Apologies to any convicted felons reading.
  48. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Old Skool likes this
  49. JockStewart

    JockStewart DELETED @Users Request

    i bet old skool spent a night in a remand centre for some shitty crime, like being found sucking another mans cock in a public toilet and tells everyone he has been in jail.
  50. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire


    Bigger fuckwit then. More of a fuckwit. Whatever the correct grammar is for an increase in a person's fuckwittedness level.

    But yeah, I agree with your initial analysis.

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