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Tom Waterhouse

Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by God, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. God

    God Diminutive Genitalia

    Why does this cunt keep sending me emails!?

    Fuck, just saw him on TV too!
  2. Dan

    Dan (๏ Y ๏)

  3. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    Can't stand the little fucking silver spoon weasel.
  4. Ron

    Ron Dirty Newbie

    Almost as big of a cunt as his father
  5. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito End Apartheid

    Will always remember him for that mark he took at the gabba
  6. Hugh Differential

    Hugh Differential AFL Umpiring Afficianado

    Unlike his dud brother Clive, who will only be remembered for being Freo's greatest ever player.
    Starburns and SweetLeftFoot like this.
  7. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito End Apartheid

    Kepler is gaining on him fast
  8. Da Beast

    Da Beast Big boy

    Cunt of a family, wouldn't hesitate to hit or whip his mum.

  9. Admiral Afterworld

    Admiral Afterworld Administrator

    Horse racing sucks.
  10. Higgs Boson

    Higgs Boson TLC Original Stiff Member

    Cunt needs an exercise bike seat to the head, Johnson-style
    SweetLeftFoot likes this.
  11. Dan

    Dan (๏ Y ๏)

    You and your shitty betting site can fuck off*

    *Unless you have pics of ya sister
  12. Grach Incognito

    Grach Incognito Diminutive Genitalia

    Is he a coke fiend like his mum? She loves the thin white line.
  13. Kingy

    Kingy Growing up in maturity Umpire

    I chose to focus on this post.
  14. Big Simmo

    Big Simmo I'm gonna party like it's.....

    WTF ? I am not a horse... Wait wot, damm, I just looked in the mirror.
  15. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    Francesca Cumani would take one as well.

    Hot and likes/knows horse racing. A rare combo.

  16. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Tee Hee
  17. Geelong_Sicko

    Geelong_Sicko proud Enemy of Israel Umpire

    Would gladly trail her by a length and a half before closing fast on her rear...
  18. pickman

    pickman The voice of reason Umpire

    The Waterhouse family should feature in a snuff film.
  19. bushie

    bushie shakes head

    Tommy Smith must be spinning in his grave.

    Tulloch too.
  20. Dan

    Dan (๏ Y ๏)

    Seriously needs a good kicking to the jatz. Keep seeing that fucking ad of his through out wimbledon.
  21. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Vale I Love The West Coast Eagles :(
  22. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    Along with the entire Newton family, grandkids and all.
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  23. JockStewart

    JockStewart DELETED @Users Request

    The amount of money that this cunt has backing his business must be fucken huge. He features in nearly every ad after a goal during a telecast.

    Ads for that timeslot are not cheap. :bert:
  24. Jather Fack

    Jather Fack gets! frocked! Umpire

    Even Robbo has spoken out against him. Cunt's fucked now.
  25. Nathan Horsecock

    Nathan Horsecock I am a famous racehorse! Umpire

    What did the great man say?
    Robbo could drink that waterhouse phaggot under the table without even getting tipsy!
  26. Jather Fack

    Jather Fack gets! frocked! Umpire

    In The Tackle

    Things Robbo doesn't like #9:

    Tom Waterhouse

    Get off my TV.
    Starburns likes this.
  27. Nathan Horsecock

    Nathan Horsecock I am a famous racehorse! Umpire

    Fuck he must write his articles in Crayon.
  28. Charles Darwin

    Charles Darwin drugs are fun! Umpire

    Dead of dysentery in a Vietnamese prison with a watch up his arse.
  29. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    never forget that mullet he grew at alberton
  30. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road


    He is actually given a box of textas to share.
  31. dmc333

    dmc333 harry and kittens and love Umpire

    lol well he couldn't dictate to anyone cause he'd be slurring too much.
  32. Jather Fack

    Jather Fack gets! frocked! Umpire

    Robbo made as much sense tonight on 360 as s00z would if she was given a tv show. Gerard Whateley makes a considered point, Robbo misunderstands said point with much huffing and puffing and half finished sentences, Gerard sits there quietly until Robbo winds down and lapses into a confused, awkward silence. rinse, repeat.

    Of course, no one will get past the first sentence of that post coz you'll all be daydreaming about s00z having her own TV show.
  33. dmc333

    dmc333 harry and kittens and love Umpire

    Unfortunately the more I watch him the more the cunt is growing on me. I think it's the sense he's not a dirtbag; sure he's a fat, ugly, sauce on the tie slob, but he's no lowlife Hutchy/Barrett/Caro sleazy or malicious type cunt.
  34. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    You kinda need someone to play that fucktard role with Whateley. Seems to compliment nicely.
  35. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    robbo goes around in circles so much that he doesnt know what the question was or what he thinks the answer is
  36. fogdog

    fogdog The proof is in the pudding Umpire

    I like how he seemingly yells at no one at random intervals.
  37. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

  38. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Sometimes I think Whateley says shit just to wind him up.

    Watch him say something then just sit back with a smug look on his face while Robbo goes into a Bushie-type rant
  39. Geelong_Sicko

    Geelong_Sicko proud Enemy of Israel Umpire

    By God, it's like Bill Lawry and Tony Greig with their 'aggro thing' all over again!
  40. Gus

    Gus Umpire

    Robbo and Hutchy are my idols.

    I wish I could drink like Robbo and pull swimsuit models like Hutchy.

    That and the journalism thing.
  41. Jather Fack

    Jather Fack gets! frocked! Umpire

    Hutchy makes Caro look considered and reasonable. Is funny to watch the rest of the panel stare at him in disbelief as he waffles on.

    But a swimsuit is a swimsuit.
  42. Dan

    Dan (๏ Y ๏)

  43. Travyo

    Travyo Lance Armstrongs dealer

    Had a look at the Tom Waterhouse punting site, fucking terrible site, no bonuses or barely any promotions, shit layout, shit cunt /end
  44. brendan84

    brendan84 Blanket mover

    But did he increase your betting IQ?
  45. Jather Fack

    Jather Fack gets! frocked! Umpire

    I'm assuming by putting people off betting that that would be a 'yes'.
  46. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    that is fucking awesome
  47. Travyo

    Travyo Lance Armstrongs dealer

    Only just watched this hahahaha:D :thumbsu:
  48. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    this, quality
  49. Jather Fack

    Jather Fack gets! frocked! Umpire

  50. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    3AW just announced this cunt is replacing Hinchy next year !

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