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Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by God, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. God

    God Diminutive Genitalia

  2. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    And K Hunt would be the only player on the ground that didn't grow up as a kid dreaming of kicking the winning goal after the siren :D :D
  3. Charles Darwin

    Charles Darwin drugs are fun! Umpire

    Hahahaha fucking ha, I tipped gold coast
  4. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    I'm loading up my truck of chicken shit as we speak.
  5. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    I wondered how they were getting back from Darwin.
  6. darcytiger

    darcytiger Pro Lurker Umpire

    Did 8 hours worth of driving yesterday to watch those soft cocks play. Cunts
  7. Charles Darwin

    Charles Darwin drugs are fun! Umpire

    Sold out their finals chances. What a shitful club.
  8. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire


    Was it in Darwin? I thought it was in Cairns? I was giving the kids the shits last night while they were showing the highlights by saying "Been to that ground" as they were showing games from each venue. When they showed that game at first I said "Been there, no hang on that's Cairns. I've been to Cairns, but not for the footy" But I've been to Darwin to see Footscray.


    And it's weird. I put the radio on to make dinner. GC were 6 goals in front. While I made dinner Richmond wheeled them in and hit the front. I wondered what would happen if I turned the radio off so I did and GC ended up winning.
  9. Majak2Barwon

    Majak2Barwon 21st Century Pinder Surprise Stiff Member

    Cazaly Stadium is in Cairns
  10. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire


    Thought so. It's Marrara or TIO Stadium in Darwin. Great footy ground. One of the best interstate venues I've ever been to. You can hang over the fence with a drink and a ciggy and it's pretty much all standing area.

    And Darwin is one of the best cities in Australia.

    But anyway back to Cairns, we were'nt really talking about Darwin.
  11. JockStewart

    JockStewart DELETED @Users Request

    Yeah fucken great advertisement for the game.

    God made a deal with Andy D. He manipulates the game and makes sure Khunt lands with the ball on the final siren ensuriong some awesome PR work for the code and andy d gets to have fitzpatricks and andersons cock up his arse while he sucks on his wifes cock.
  12. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Another Richmond supporter?
  13. FarQue

    FarQue Bunga Bunga

    We had 7 outs from our regular starting 22. The most since 1963. We did our bit to promote the code in Queensland, to the detriment of our own club. We sacrificed for the greater good. Plus we were robbed by the umpires.

    If that's not a moral victory, then I don't know what is.
  14. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire


    Yeah what a KHunt :D
  15. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Future trivia question: Name the first AFL Club to lose to the Suns twice. :D
  16. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire

    Future? Are you having trouble with the concept of time?
  17. FarQue

    FarQue Bunga Bunga

    of the highest order.
  18. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    Here's another one: name the only TLC member to be married three times? :D
  19. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Including twice to the same woman.

    Wait, WUT! :eek:
  20. FarQue

    FarQue Bunga Bunga

    That would be like stacking your car, and getting paid out over market value by insurance.

    Then, instead of wringing your hands with glee and buying a new one, you go to the write-off auctions and buy it back, then spend all the pay out money fixing it, only it will never be the same again because it has a bent pillar and the transmission is shot and the exhaust rattles..

    Then you stack it again...

    Only this time the insurance company laughs at you and gives you donuts.
  21. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    But on the plus side, I got all my old stuff back. :thumbsu:
  22. FarQue

    FarQue Bunga Bunga

    She took everything you had including your stupid roy rogers wagon wheel garage sale coffee table.

    This is why you're a grumpy curmudgeon
  23. jaxxon

    jaxxon ... Umpire

    efa.
  24. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Word of the day. :thumbsu:

    Not a Roy Rogers\Westerns fan but.



    In the first divorce (USA) I got all property, custody of son, etc.

    US Judicial Systems >>> Australian Family Law Courts :(
  25. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    Shit really? What a legendary effort! :thumbsu:
  26. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire


    Doesnt everybody?
  27. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Really.

    Tapped the shit out of her sister too. :D :thumbsu:
  28. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire


    Agree :thumbsu:
  29. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    Hundreds! :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu:
  30. Gus

    Gus Umpire

    Was the tapping of sister a catalyst for #1 or #2?
  31. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire


    Ex wife's sister came to visit us in the US and wife #1 wanted to go home to introduce babby Syd #1 to the parents and sister wanted to stay longer. (Divorce process #1 aleady well underway and I was getting custody of my son, hence the Ex's trip to show of babby)

    So Mrs Syd #1 heads back to Oz for 8-weeks leaving sis in my care. My dad comes down for a visit so gets the 2nd bedroom and SiL moves from room to sofa.

    Lasts about 2-nights before she says, "you've got this big bed, why can't I just sleep in here?" Why not indeed.

    Wake up with stiffy on first night poking her in the back (somehow managed to be cuddling) and before either of us realise it I'm balls deep in her.

    Wake up the next morning to the usual "I can't believe it happened, we can never tell anyone, etc". My response at the time was "meh, divorce paperwork filed, I'll be a single man soon enough and don't need the grief of your sister finding out anyways."

    Same thing happened the next night and after that we just gave in and started rooting like rabbits whenever my old man had gone to sleep over the remaining weeks.

    Wife came home, SiL went home a week afterwards and my dad always winked and grinned at me with that knowing look (clearly woke up on the noise a few times).

    Dad said nothing between then and his passing, and to this day neither SiL nor I have mentioned it to the ex.

    So the answer is, said rooting was the cause of neither.

    Was good but. :thumbsu:
  32. FarQue

    FarQue Bunga Bunga

    Morning Syd.
  33. Majak2Barwon

    Majak2Barwon 21st Century Pinder Surprise Stiff Member

    Strong font is strong
  34. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Morning farqs
  35. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Yeah, for some reason trying to reduce font size to 1 made font larger than rest of message.

    Used a random font to get it all back to one size.

    I shall send off a complaint to management poste haste.
  36. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

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  37. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Good get. :thumbsu:
  38. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito End Apartheid

    OMG Syd, control your boners.

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