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Which one of you cunts did this?

Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by Incontinet Rob, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    Also, where is Warrambool?

    Is it near Warrnambool?

    So many questions, I feel like my head is about to fuck itself into oblivion.
  2. Daveo51

    Daveo51 Guest

    Well I hope to fuck it was at least a sperm whale and not some poofy minky
  3. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    Sorry, just realised the offenders will be in the clink, so we'll never know.
  4. Gus

    Gus Umpire

    i'm too pretty to go to jail.
  5. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    Rode a Whale you say ?

    Even though I was pissed, I'm sure she can't have been that big ?
  6. Gus

    Gus Umpire

    She was a 4/10. Angles, man.
  7. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    [youtube]Kqj2hkbDnyM[/youtube]
  8. dmc333

    dmc333 harry and kittens and love Umpire

    Will you pay my fine Sooz?

    I tried to have sex with it too, but couldn't fit the whale cock up my bum.
  9. toxic.granny

    toxic.granny Blanket mover

    should have used more vaseline
  10. Nathan Horsecock

    Nathan Horsecock I am a famous racehorse! Umpire

    Wasn't even a whale, just a bad angle.
    Was a 4/10 really.
  11. Dan

    Dan (๏ Y ๏)

    I two putted from the fin to the blowhole.
  12. Kingy

    Kingy Growing up in maturity Umpire

    I assumed Rob finally out one through his work fatty too.

    I love it how Sooz knows that anybody getting up to mischief, anywhere, is one of us.
  13. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    Yeah, a harpoon.
  14. Gina Rinehart

    Gina Rinehart Thick as pigshit

    Vale AA died at the TLS Hetro get together in a spit roasting accident.
  15. Hugh Differential

    Hugh Differential AFL Umpiring Afficianado

    Sooz is probably blaming us for the shooting at that cinema in the US.

    "Fucking pull your heads in and grow up cunts, shooting people is not on"
  16. Charles Darwin

    Charles Darwin drugs are fun! Umpire

    Not on?

    Shooting randoms isn't on, but if you've got a list of useless cunts and are methodical about it, then it could be cool. She needs to be more specific.
  17. Mofra

    Mofra Hello Umpire

    What about if you're a neighbourhood watch representative and a shady looking kid enters your gated community?

    /Seppos
  18. Gina Rinehart

    Gina Rinehart Thick as pigshit

    depends on skin colour
  19. Tex21

    Tex21 Change this bitch Umpire

    :bert:
  20. Gina Rinehart

    Gina Rinehart Thick as pigshit

    I couldnt see it
  21. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    just check who stops posting
  22. Gina Rinehart

    Gina Rinehart Thick as pigshit

    No lollingwood supporters on here for quite while maybe one of them is in the clink
    :bert: myself
  23. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    At least a six from this angle ?


    [​IMG]
  24. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    Elbows too pointy.
  25. Cash Money

    Cash Money They call me Cash Money. Stiff Member

    a) Is "riding the dead whale" a euphemism?

    b) If so, what does it mean?

    c) If not, is the "Incontinet" an internet for old people, Rob?
  26. jaxxon

    jaxxon ... Umpire

    lurk moar.
  27. Mancey

    Mancey Waiting for the Price Drop Stiff Member

    Rob has a penchant for the more well proportioned woman.

    Incontinet...pretty much can be put down to admin laziness
  28. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    This is it.

    Whale watching ftw.
  29. Cash Money

    Cash Money They call me Cash Money. Stiff Member

    Now that it has been explained to me... this is the funniest thing I've read all day :D :D
  30. Nathan Horsecock

    Nathan Horsecock I am a famous racehorse! Umpire

    So chief, when will sooz be back on the supporters board??
    I feel your holding back a potential love match with her and sweet undies, why do you hate true love so much? Who hurt you?
  31. Hugh Differential

    Hugh Differential AFL Umpiring Afficianado

    You mean a love triangle between Sooz, Sweet Undies and Tigerboyz.

    It would be like the mong version of Melrose Place.
  32. Norge

    Norge Hippies, kill them with fire. Umpire

    If chief let s00z on that board, I'd buy the best deal in town & lurk moar.:thumbsu:
    Fuck I'd even go platinum to see that mongfest.
  33. Haddo

    Haddo TLC Original

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    so which cunt is which cunt

    good swell today, will bring the sharks in for a feed
    so anybody got a babby to loan for live bait
  34. Geelong_Sicko

    Geelong_Sicko proud Enemy of Israel Umpire

    I hear Blitzer might be working on one. He's on his honeymoon so the missus will be copping it...
  35. Gina Rinehart

    Gina Rinehart Thick as pigshit

    sadly not enough whale penis to tan for seat covers
  36. toxic.granny

    toxic.granny Blanket mover

    [youtube]ZdVHZwI8pcA[/youtube]
  37. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    HAHA that's something new!
  38. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    Hoof Hearted > Beached Whale
  39. Swamp

    Swamp FUCKING LET ME IIIIIINNNNNNNNN

    Mongrose place. I'd watch that.

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